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Rhino surrealist painting
Acrylic and collage on canvas, 16x20"
Excited, tonight is the night, maybe I'll find romance. But I'm a rhino, what chance do I have? Blundering unrefined beast. Make the most of myself? Cool young people have tattoos and piercings nowadays, maybe I should get some. And legs look sexier in high heels. But how does a rhino walk in high heels? High heels or sensible shoes, I don't know. I'm so unconfident. Alcohol will help. Until the next day when I feel the heavy depression and dread.